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General Jack Gearhart, Chief of Staff Friday, April 16, 2004 - Welcome to the Nassau West Department of the Army website! This website has been set up as a result of a joint initiative by the Nassau West Department of Defense and the Nassau West National Security Council. It has finally come to pass that Nassau West President Kelly K. Bartram may offer the United States Armed Forces the assistance of the Nassau West Department of Defense. "It's only right, I mean we're obviously situated inside the United States. So, it would be reasonable to think that our military should work in tandem with the United States military," Bartram recently stated. The President offered many ideas for solving the situation in Iraq. He said, "I think that the US should send out a stern warning to those in the vicinity of the cleric (al-Sadr) that they're after. It is my opinion that a 48-hour notice period should be given for the wanted individuals to come out of the mosque. After the time expires, the US and coalition forces will burn the mosque to the ground. If there happens to be men, women, and children inside, well, that's certainly unfortunate. Maybe the cowards should have come out and not endangered innocent civilians." "As for ending the turmoil in Iraq," he rambled on, "I think that the US and coalition forces should pull out completely. While doing so, warn all innocents that if the don't want to get killed, they better move on. After a couple of weeks, make it apparent to all that the United States is still a nuclear power. In my opinion, just the very real threat of the use may very well cause all the roaches to come out and be rounded up. Hopefully, in the end, more lives on both sides would be saved." It is safe to say that most readers of this website may not agree with the President. The same could be said for the United States and their assessment of their own president. President Bartram finished of his advice for the US with, "Well, if the threat of nukes doesn't work, then I guess they'll actually have to drop the bombs and let the body parts fall where they may. I'm sick to death of all the shit these little Arab psycho fuckers are getting away with! It's time to put a stop to it sooner, rather than later."
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