Listen up, maggot! This is the official website of the Nassau West Armed Forces, which as you know from your loyal service to your country, is a subsidiary of the Nassau West Department of Defense. This website is new, it's under construction, and you WILL be tolerant and patient! Do you understand me, or do I need to draw you a picture?!

The Nassau West military, although seldom used, is expertly trained to quickly dispatch any threat to the nation's security. The Chairman position was established in 1999, ahead of the large-scale "Y2K" scare. Several people have been appointed to various military leadership positions since, and the Nassau West Department of Defense remains a "well-regulated militia."

Another function of the Department of Defense was the creation of the Presidential Security Service. This branch was commissioned on September 11, 2001, in response to the terrorist attacks on the United States of America. The Presidential Security Service, or PSS as it's frequently referred to, is the Nassau West equivalent to a combination of the US Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and the Secret Service.

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