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Established September 11, 2001 Welcome to the Nassau West Presidential Security Service (PSS)! This is the division of the Nassau West Federal Government that is charged with protecting the President. In these times of unparalleled insecurity to prominent figures in world affairs, it has become necessary for the Federal Republic of Nassau West to add a department that will be responsible for the security of the President. The PSS was formerly known as the "PTB," or Powers That Be. The Presidential Security Service is equivalent to the United States' Secret Service, combined with the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Central Intelligence Agency. The PSS is frequently referred to as "black ops."
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - The Nassau West Presidential Security Service has received an email message apparently intended for Nassau West President Kelly K. Bartram. In this email, he is harrassed and slandered by an individual that we believe may be from California, and may be slightly retarded. The spelling and grammar in the email message posted below have been corrected for publication. The overabundance of the word "like" has not been altered or exaggerated. President Bartram was furious. If you have any information regarding the identity of the author of the offensive (and illegal) spam message, please contact us or the Nassau West Sheriff's Department immediately. This matter is being investigated by the Presidential Security Service, the Nassau West Sheriff's Department, and the Nassau West Attorney General's Office. The IP address the sender used was: 205.136.119.194. Thank you for your assistance!
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From: "E WOODEN" (elmo1976us@msn.com) Like I think it's so GAY of you to be so mean. Like you move away & like won't even return her emails. Like what's up with that? Like how rude. Like she always had the nicest things to say about you & like you're being so GAY that you won't talk to her. Like is it because she doesn't want to be your girlfriend or what? Like a true friendship is hard to find & like you're totally missing out. Like you're getting old & you're going to need friends. Like wouldn't it be like so mean if like one day you need somebody & like you look around & like no one's there? She's a good person & like it's so rude that like you can't see that. Like at lunch time I like always see her looking at your website & like I asked if she like still talked to you & like she said that you won't even return her email. Like that's like so rude & like you're totally like missing out on a good friend. |  |
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